Where to begin, if I am completely honest this was one movie that I was quite looking forward to seeing, but wish I never bothered. Even though they was quite a lot of hate for the first two films I did not mind them, there wasn't great, but after reading about them you had to be curious and you just had to see them. After the backlash of the second film and the hype you was going to have a 500 human centipede again you just had to see it, but where the first two movies where watchable and not bad this one was just complete and utter dogshit.
thirteen minutes into the film I wanted to turn the thing off, but we hadn't seen the centipede. This time the setting is a prison that is ran by a wide eyed bellowing demon warden Bill Boss played by Dieter Laser, yes the guy who played the demon visionary Doctor Heiter in the first film. And yes that is all we have for the full movie Dieter Laser shouting and torturing prisoners.
At the beginning of the film we first get to meet Bill Boss being made to watch Human Centipede 2 by his assistant Dwight (Laurence Harvey, who is the second film fruitcake). Who believes that instead of torturing prisoners and racking up cost in medicals it would be easier if they made the very first prison Human Centipede.
There you have it, that is the movie, a fruitcake shouting and cracking up all the way through, then talks of making this human centipede, then the last 10 minutes of the film you get to see it. What a load of fucking dog shit awful, awful, awful.
So overall I give it a 1, and that is for Eric Roberts, who looked mighty stoned, and just looked like he was taking the piss and didn't wan't to be there.
So if you wan't to see the movie for the centipede, just watch the last 10 minutes, because honestly you are not missing much.
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